if I had one dollar for everytime somebody called me beautiful I would have… one dollar.
thank you mom.
okay but a story about an asexual pirate who gets made fun of by the crew until he saves all of them from sirens
A pirate for the adventure, not the booty
oh my god i want that on a bumper sticker
Trying to pilot a ship here. Thanks.
IT GOT BETTER
“Nostalgia is a dirty liar that insists things were better than they seemed.”